1) The Sign
©2005-2017 Bradley Voorhees

All tracks written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees at Ed Harbst Studios, unless credited otherwise below.

Tracks 1, 2, 4, and 5 are parodies of songs (of the same name) that appear on the albums ďThe SignĒ (1993) and, ďHappy Nation (U.S. Version)Ē (1993) by the Swedish pop group ďAce of Base.Ē Track 1 also appears on the original ďHappy NationĒ album (1992). The song parodies, as well as the album art concept were inspired by the album ďThe SignĒ (1993). "Don't Turn Around" was a B-side Tina Turner song. My parody is molded after the AOB version.

Track 03 inspired by Brandyís 2012 song ďPut it DownĒ Featuring Chris Brown.

Track 06, lyrics by Jeannie. (Appearing on indie artist, Jeannieís debut album ďSUNFLOWERSĒ (2006). Music written by Jeannie and Bradley Voorhees. Performed by Bradley Voorhees. Music recorded, mixed, and mastered by Kevin Murray at Twin Tears Studio.

I was inspired to write track 07 after having been such a big fan of Destinyís Childís album (and title track) ďSurvivor.Ē

Track 08, sound effect sampled from ABCís former hit television show ďLOST.Ē

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All That She Wants
Intro:
He seen that dreaded light
Ou he seen that dreaded light

Verse 1:
There he was standing in his boxer-briefs
The ones she bought for him
He thanked the girl so graciously
But oh so gayly
Him doing chicks wasnít his thing
He liked doing dudes so much
Liked kissing all the guys and using his tongue
Heís gone gay on ya

Chorus:
All that he wants is a guy named Robbie
Heís got a hard-on
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay
All that she wants is a guy who is straight
Sheís gone insane now
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay

All that he wants
All that she wants
All that he wants

Verse 2:
And if heís not heterosexual please just donít waste your time
That tiny fem inside of him just canít be altered
And if you want some children he had better get it up
How come he was just lurking in disguise

Chorus:
All that he wants is a guy named Robbie
Heís got a hard-on
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay
All that she wants is a guy who is straight
Sheís gone insane now
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay

All that he wants
All that she wants
All that he wants

Chorus:
All that he wants is a guy named Robbie
Heís got a hard-on
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay
All that she wants is a guy who is straight
Sheís gone insane now
All that she wants is a guy that ainít gay

All that he wants
All that she wants
All that he wants

Don't Turn Around
Intro:
ďI Will SurviveĒ is a song by Gloria Estefan that every gay guy loves

Why is there blood on my sheets
Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh
Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh

Verse 1:
Why do you hate me
Is it because Iím ugly
I just need to know the reason
Maybe itís Ďcause youíre not gay (gasp)

Hook:
Iím gonna be gay
you go and be straight
Thereís nothing left here now
but my heartache

Rap:
Boy you make me sick

Now just fuckiní leave!

Chorus 1:
Donít turn around
Itís a feeling that you will get fucked up
Donít turn around
Or youíll end up dying tonight
Just fucking leave
Iím giving you a choice; a decision
Iím telling you now
Iím good at hiding guns

Verse 2:
I canít take these guys all around me
Making me hard (Making me hard)
Boy will you ever turn gay for me
Pretend my name is Barb (Yo, my name is Barb)

Hook:
Iím gonna be gay
You go and be straight
Thereís nothing left here now
but my heartache

Rap:
I will get hard boy just for you
Iíll even let you in the room to do dudes

Chorus 2:
Donít turn around
Itís a feeling youíll get fucked up
Donít turn around
Or youíll end up dying tonight
Just fucking leave
Iím giving you a choice, your decision
Iím telling you now
Iím good at hiding guns

Bridge:
I cannot take you now
Yo I hate this
I think I should just bow out right now

Rap:
Peace to ya, man
You ainít the ill-bomb shit
that I thought you was
Damn, you a lunatic
Yo give dude a hand
Iíma show you my fist
ĎCause Iím not a gay guy
whoís a fuckiní little bitch

Chorus 3:
Donít turn around
Itís a feeling youíll get fucked up
(Just let me be)
Donít turn around
Or youíll end up dying tonight
(Just let me be)
Just fucking leave
Iím giving you a choice, your decision
(Just let me be)
Iím telling you now
(Just let me be)

Chorus 3:
Donít turn around
Itís a feeling youíll get fucked up
(Just let me be)
Donít turn around
Or youíll end up dying tonight
(Just let me be)
Just fucking leave
Iím giving you a choice, your decision
(Just let me be)
Iím telling you now
(Just let me be)

Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh
Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh
Oh just let me be

Fall in Love (Instrumental Midtro)
I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, guys but, I'm almost certain "Instrumental" implies there are no lyrics' so i'm not really sure why you're still reading this.

The Sign
Intro:
Shark!

Iím winning this fight

Verse 1:
Youíve got another
You barely talk to me anymore bitch
I have discovered that youíre a fucking prick
Stuck under pressure
I need to consider me
Ou ou ou ou ou
Youíre a fucking freak

Chorus:
Iíll get you next time
You just wait and see
Iíll take my time
Iíve got a road-sign
A road-sign that I call mine
Iíll beat your face in
Youíll get the sign
The back of my sign
Then Iíll hold your dumb ass up
Just so I can hit you one last time
Or would that make you die

Verse 2:
Youíre such a bastard
During all our fights I wantíd to kick your ass
But yo I didnít and now Iím ashamed of me
Youíre such an asshole
Why donít you just go to hell
Ou ou ou ou ou
You make me fucking crazy

Chorus:
Iíll get you next time
You just wait and see
Iíll take my time
Iíve got a road-sign
A road-sign that I call mine
Iíll beat your face in
Youíll get the sign
The back of my sign
Then Iíll hold your dumb ass up
Just so I can hit you one last time
Or would that make you die

Bridge:
Iíve got a sign
And Iíll beat your fucking ass
I get all out of control around you
Iíll fuck your ass right up
Iíve got a road-sign
Donít say I didnít warn your ass a thousand times
You best get the fuck out tonight
Dive right into the streets to avoid this fight

Iíve got a sign Iíve got a road-sign
Youíll get the sign
Iíve got a sign Iíve got a road-sign
Youíll get the sign
Iíve got a sign Iíve got a road-sign
Youíll get the sign
Just turn right back around and youíll get the sign

Living in Danger
Verse 1:
Your rainbow-bright flags youíre waving up in the air
And all of that is just fine though
Just watch your back when you are all alone
All of us gays are gayiní out so proud
Just be careful of all the bigots

Chorus Sang:
Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Chorus Rapped:
Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Verse 2:
Heterosexuals are the enemy
At least 8 out of 10 of them are
Just try to keep your distance in the night
ĎCause some of them are always on the prowl
And they donít give a damn about you

Chorus Sang:
Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Youíll get stitches at the hands of a hater
Woe oh we be liviní in danger

Chorus Rapped:
Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Life in itself is a beautiful thing
It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream
Try to live it, never quit it, donít forget it, when youíre down

Bridge [performed simultaneously with additional choruses]:
Heterosexuals are the enemy
And they donít give a damn about you

Try to get away from the straight guy
But heís getting closer
Way too much closer

Try to get away from the straight guy
But heís getting closer
Way too much closer

Oh I try to get away from the straight guy yo oh yeah oh oh oh
Mmmm, mmmm, youíll be living in danger
Mmmm, mmmm, youíll be living in danger

My Heart Was Wrong
Verse 1:
I breathed my last breath for you today
Iíve gotta live my life anyway
It was strength I must have lacked
But I rose up and took my heart back

Hook 1:
And you canít control my life anymore
I hope you find what youíre looking for
I hope youíre treated better than you treated me
Time to grow up finally

Chorus:
Goodbye, so long
Donít cry, itís done
Goodbye, so long
My heart was wrong

Verse 2:
You chose lying, and you chose games
So youíll have to live with loss and pain
I wont waste my time on revenge
Cause you wont matter to me in the end

Hook 2:
I cried my last tear for you
I had to tell myself the truth
We were never meant to be
And you and me could never become we

Chorus:
Goodbye, so long
Donít cry, itís done
Goodbye, so long
My heart was wrong

Chorus:
Goodbye, so long
Donít cry, itís done
Goodbye, so long
My heart was wrong

Keep on Goin'
Verse 1:
Tiptoeing horrified, slowly
Iím breathing so hard and, rhythmically
Iím shaking deep down within me
Iím giving in so much and, gracefully
Iím making up for my ways
Trying to fix all of my mistakes
So I donít end up alone and insane
ĎCause I need you to stay
Yes I need you to stay

Chorus:
Iím gonna keep on goin
Donít mind the weight Iím pullin
When youíre down I will notice
Itíll make me keep on goin

Verse 2:
Iím crying when youíre not looking
Keep all my fears inside
Iím trying my best to keep us alive
I sleep so good at night
Iím giving my all
just to keep you well and satisfied
So I donít lose you one night
and become dead inside

Chorus:
Iím gonna keep on goin
Donít mind this weight Iím pullin
When you are down I will notice
Itíll make me keep on goin

Whiny Friend (Lostro)
What the fuck are you doing?! Press the fucking numbers!
Yes they are! Theyíre the same thing! Hurry! Hurry!! 4-8-16. . . Oh my god what are the rest?!

Solely a Tester
Youíre in my head for a reason
How could I let you get away?
How could I let you go?
What was wrong with me?
How could I say goodbye to that
considering what you and I had?
How could I let you get away?
You were so smoldering with your love
Donít get me wrong
ĎCause I, I loved all that you did to me,
what you did for me
What you. . .
And how could I let that go?
How could I let you fly on by?
Why didnít I stop you
so we could share a drink or two?
I only seen you for 2 days
But that was enough to drive me crazy
Whatís an in. . .

DADDY: whatís up?
DAUGHTER: I need your key.

Gay Gay (Was to Become 'Gay Guys' 2nd Single)
Verse:
They thought I was nobody
All because Iím gay
But here I am on this stage
Now whoís the one thatís lonely?
Their words, they donít affect me
Look at the life Iím living
At night I live the club life
And by day I am a daddy

Chorus:
You donít need to fucking cry
Pay those little hick boys no mind
ĎCause you are a gay, gay guy
And you live a gay, gay life
And youíve got that gay, gay pride
And you just ainít got the time
If they donít support the gay, gay kind

Ou (MJ Song)
I literally repeat variations of the same thing over and over again for this entire song ďOuĒ or ďOhĒ if you prefer. So get your nose out of the lyrics and just enjoy the track!

Lover (Instrumental Outro)
Really? Again, guys? How can you possibly be that stupid? Youíre seriously looking at a lyric page where you know there shouldnít be any written. I give up. Hope you enjoyed listening to the instrumental while you shamelessly looked for the lyrics to it.