1) AssHole
2) They
3) Stuck on the Edge
4) Lie Like it Always Is
5) MJ Rhythm Song
6) Offer Your Love
7) Because You Fuckin Love Me

All tracks written and performed by Bradley Voorhees.

Except track 2, lyrics & melody written by B. Voorhees & Jeannie.

AssHole
Intro:
Asshole
he is an asshole
He is an asshole
An asshole

Verse 1:
He plays stupid high school games
And doesnít know how to sing
Iím not gonna say no names
Crossing me was the last thing
He should have done, Iím just sayin
Bitch I wasnít fuckiní playin'
Asshole, I call 'em like I see 'em

Hook:
Time and time again
I gave his fucking ass
The chance to be my friend
To friend me once again

Chorus:
Asshole

Verse 2:
I did so much shit for him
Basically showed him where it went
And I got him back on track when he just wantíd to give in
I Canít believe the way I lived
I let him treat me like shit
But it is just what it is
Heís an asshole in the head

Hook:
Time and time again
I gave his fucking ass
The chance to be my friend
To friend me once again

Chorus:
Asshole

Bridge:
You had your chance to reconcile with me
I wasnít asking you for an apology
It ainít like I asked you for a goddamned wedding ring
Only love did I expect you to bring
'Cause your love, it dropped, dropped me to my knees
My heart skipped a beat every time I felt you nearing
But now youíve changed your shape and you simply disgust me
Youíre an asshole, now thatís all, and canít you hear me screaming

Chorus:
Asshole

Because You Love Me
Verse 1:
I breathed my last breath for you today
I gotta live my life anyway
It was strength that I must have lacked
But I rose up and took my heart back
And you canít control my life anymore
I hope you find what youíre looking for
I hope youíre treated better than you treated me
Guess itís time to fucking grow up, finally

Chorus:
Itís okay to use me
Because you love me
Itís okay to stab me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to fuck me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to hate me
Because you fucking love me

Verse 2:
You choose lying and you chose games
So youíll have to live with loss and pain
I wont waste my time on revenge
'Cause you wont matter to me in the end
Iíve cried my last tear for you
I have to tell myself the truth
We were never meant to be
And therefore you and me could never become we

Chorus:
Itís okay to use me
Because you love me
Itís okay to stab me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to fuck me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to hate me
Because you fucking love me

Bridge:
You lifted me up
And then like them
you let me down
You, now, arenít found

Chorus:
Itís okay to use me
Because you love me
Itís okay to stab me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to fuck me
Because you fucking love me
Itís okay to hate me
Because you fucking love me

Let Him Back
Verse 1:
There are so many things I could say to you
But none of it would make sense
There are so many ways that you changed me
But youíll never get it
And there are so many ways in which you let me down
I hope itís the end
'Cause there are too many ways you can disturb me now

Hook 1:
Iím only hoping for a resolution an, end to this BS
A way to let go and move on and be finished
A way to uphold the rules I set for myself
A way to not be upset within and of my time with you

Chorus:
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Whyíd I let him back
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Whyíd I let him back yo
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
How could I let him back
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Let him back

Verse 2:
There are so many things that you did to me
Like hitting me all the time
And there are so many ways you always fucked around
Until I had it
And you played too many games so then I tossed you out
Itís not something I regret
I have to bring up how bad you were to me so that I never forget

Hook 1:
I need a resolution an end to this BS
A way to let go and move on and be finished
A way to uphold the rules I set for myself
A way to not be upset within and of my time with you

Chorus:
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Whyíd I let him back
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Whyíd I let him back yo
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
How could I let him back
Ah huh Ah huh Ah huh
Let him back

Lie Like it Always Is
Verse 1:
You said youíd love me but it was a lie like it always is
You said youíd love me till the day you died but it was a lie like it always is
You looked me in the eyes and told me that youíd hold me when I cried
Come to find out you was tellin' me a lie like it always is

Chorus:
Liar liar liar
Pants on fire
Iím a choke your ass with a telephone wire
Lies lies lies
Like all the time
Lies Lies Lies

Verse 2:
You said youíd kiss me every day till the day you died
Oh why did I love you why did I try
When everything you said was a lie lie lie
Everything you were was a liar liar liar
You are nothing you are no one no one knows who you are
Youíre bitching and youíre whining but youíll never go far
Thatís why I took your ass right out of this song
'Cause youíre such a basket case and youíre far from a star

Chorus:
Liar liar liar
Pants on fire
Iím a choke your ass with a telephone wire
Lies lies lies
Like all the time
Lies Lies Lies

Bridge:
Hey yo you yo
I fantasized that youíd follow me
You go where I go
But things are never really as they seem
I followed you around like a lost puppy
You didnít care what I did I could have been cheating

Chorus:
Liar liar liar
Pants on fire
Iím a choke your ass with a telephone wire
Lies lies lies
Like all the time
Lies Lies Lies

MJ Rhythm Song
Verse 1:
I really miss you though I havenít known you all that long
You put a smile on my face hold me in a trance-like state
Iím releasing all my vulnerabilities
And youíre an absorbent prince to me
In all your glory

Chorus:
I miss your lips on my chords
I miss your touch on my board
I miss your throat on my notes
Canít you see youíre the one I adore
I miss your teeth on my keys
I miss our deep melody
I miss your dance like beats
Sing from your heart and you on my knees
You got me on my knees
You got me on my knees

Verse 2:
Music forte
Donít forget it
We were born this way
Studio is our calling
And Iím falling without you here with me

Chorus:
I miss your lips on my chords
I miss your touch on my board
I miss your throat on my notes
Canít you see youíre the one I adore
I miss your teeth on my keys
I miss our deep melody
I miss your dance like beats
Sing from your heart and you on my knees
You got me on my knees
You got me on my knees

Bridge:
Hour long conversations
I miss your every word daily
And Iím sorry I let you down
If I could take it all back and have you love me again
Iíd turn this ship around in the name of love my friend

Chorus:
I miss your lips on my chords
I miss your touch on my board
I miss your throat on my notes
Canít you see youíre the one I adore
I miss your teeth on my keys
I miss our deep melody
I miss your dance like beats
Sing from your heart and you on my knees
You got me on my knees
You got me on my knees

Offer Your Love
Verse 1:
You broke my heart in two
Because I allowed you to
Wanted to catch up to you
But I guess I just wasnít that cool
Youíd appear open to me
But when I got close you cut me off
Like you wanted me to believe
That youíd offer your love

Chorus:
You looked me in the eyes so passionately
But you never once spit out those 3 words to me
And all the wile Iíd turn blue from holding my breath
Waiting for you to offer your love
Offer your love
Offer me your love

Verse 2:
You left me here to die
As clichť as am I
Thought Iíd give it another try
But it didnít work and I wana know why
Why the fuck you take my right
To live love laugh and not cry
Yes or no bitch you decide
For I punch u in the eye

Chorus:
You looked me in the eyes so passionately
But you never once spit out those 3 words to me
And all the wile Iíd turn blue from holding my breath
Waiting for you to offer your love
Offer your love
Offer me your love

Pay For My Sins
Verse 1:
I cry out but no one's listening
Iím all alone now and itís so devastating
I understand everyone has a place in this life
But I refuse to accept mine without a fight

Hook:
And everyone around me will be stuck suffering
'cause of my failure in me

Chorus:
Pay for my sins you all deserve it
Or head for the hills if you canít withstand this
This is my loss it aint yours it aint yours it aint yours
Iíll blame no one and even no scores

Verse 2:
Iím losing grip and it seems no ones noticing
Iím starting to trip and seems no ones catching me
I know Iím supposed to play a fuckin role in this life
But Iíll never accept this part itís not really mine

Hook:
And everyone around me will be stuck suffering
because of my failure in me

Chorus:
Pay for my sins you all deserve it
Or head for the hills if you canít withstand this
This is my loss it aint yours it aint yours it aint yours
Iíll blame no one and even no scores

Bridge:
I remember I remember I remember the pact we had
Youíd never let anything hurt brad

Chorus:
Pay for my sins you all deserve it
Or head for the hills if you canít withstand this
This is my loss it aint yours it aint yours it aint yours
Iíll blame no one and even no scores

Sick of Being Tired, Tired of Being Sick
Verse 1:
Sick of being tired
Tired of being sick
Iíve gotta stay wired
Just to frickin live
My body wants to give up
But Iíll never give in
Itís not in the cards
Itís not in my contract

Hook:
To be fulfilled
And stressless
Unharmed
And unsick

Chorus:
So goodbye goodbye to yesterday
Iíll see you again tomorrow morning

Verse 2:
Sick of being tired
Tired of being sick
Iíve gotta stay doped
Just to frickin live
My head is in the wrong place
And I wish I could quit
Iím stuck in the wrong frame
Itís not in my future

Hook:
To be fulfilled
And stressless
Unharmed
And unsick

Chorus:
So goodbye goodbye to yesterday
Iíll see you again tomorrow morning

Stuck on the Edge
Verse 1:
I am stuck in the middle
I am tough but Iím withered
It really sucks to be this close
Yet still so far from my goals
I am stuck on the edge

Chorus:
And Iím falling down Iím picked back up
Unable to fall off of the wall

Verse 1:
I am dumb it really shows
Thought I was smart but I didnít know
The toll that itíd take on my shattered soul
The cost of the living the impact of the blow
I am stuck on the edge

Chorus:
And Iím falling down Iím picked back up
Unable to fall off of the wall

Bridge:
I used to think that I could be
whatever I wanted to be
But I now see the error in my ways
Iím unable to separate
My reality versus my fantasy
My heart my dream
My everything
My sanity
GONE

Chorus:
And Iím falling down Iím picked back up
Unable to fall off of the wall

That's Why I Love You
Verse 1:
You are so moody
You are so spooky
You are so kooky
You are so loopy

Chorus:
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís right I love you

Verse 2:
You are so dopey
always so mopey
And far far too showy
Youíre such a bully

Chorus:
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís right I love you

Bridge:
Somethin bout your smile
Lifted me inside
Lived in the meanwhile
With you right by my side
But much to my surprise
You were playin games
Just like they all do
Just like everything
Always falls apart
Elevator ride
Canít help but rock my ship
With your fake-ass disguise
1 2 3 4 5 I bet all you guys
Are rotten to your friends
and rotten to your wives

Chorus:
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Thatís why I love you
Canít help I love you
Thatís right I love you

They
Verse 1:
When they go they go donít they
When they hit they hit donít they
And when they show they show donít they
And when they hate they hate donít they

Chorus:
Men what good are they
Be single just to save the face
Lock em up throw out the key
And save them for a rainy day
Standing in the mirror all day
Check out yourself because your gay
I donít need you anyway
You ainít really built for me
Men what good are they

Verse 2:
When they lie they lie donít they
When they cheat they cheat donít they
When they ho they ho donít they
When theyíre dumb theyíre dumb arenít they

Chorus:
Men what good are they
Be single just to save the face
Lock em up throw out the key
And save them for a rainy day
Standing in the mirror all day
Check out yourself because your gay
I donít need you anyway
You ainít really built for me

Bridge:
Theyíd be good for a laugh
Theyíd be good for a rise
Now if theyíd only live up to imaginary guy
Theyíd be good for some fun
Theyíd be good for a wife
Now if theyíd only live up to imaginary guy

Chorus:
Men what good are they
Be single just to save the face
Lock em up throw out the key
And save them for a rainy day
Standing in the mirror all day
Check out yourself because your gay
I donít need you anyway
You ainít really built for me
Men what good are they

Verse 3:
When they hide they hide donít they
When they run they run donít they
But when theyíre good theyíre so good arenít they
When they love you, they really love you donít they

Chorus:
Men what good are they
Be single just to save the face
Lock em up throw out the key
And save them for a rainy day
Standing in the mirror all day
Check out yourself because your gay
I donít need you anyway
You ainít really built for me
Men what good are they

Ya Don't Say
Verse 1:
My knowledge has made me wise
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
I live such a precious life
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
Your dead ends my welcomed fate
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
My charm makes guys drool on me
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say

Chorus
Ya Donít Say
Ya da da da da da

Verse 2:
I curtsey you take a bow
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
I fit in while youíre too loud
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
I love life you mope around
Ya d-donít say
Ya d-donít say
Iím pleasant and youíre too fowl

Chorus
Ya Donít Say
Ya da da da da da

Bridge:
I like ticktacks my breath smell good
I like learning education and books
I watch sunsets and love the stars in the sky
I try to watch the sun set every single night
I love to eat salad what an elegant food
Iíll betchu that my diet is the best thing to choose
I like laughing I have a nifty little smile
Laugher comes to me by the pile
Fake eyelashes and golden blonde curls
I love to wear my hair like a precious little girl
I love to wear perfume and itís true I shit pearls
Anything you can imagine I got there first

Chorus
Ya Donít Say
Ya da da da da da

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