01) Regular (Performed Live)
02) Without Any Beers (Video Version 2)
03) Plantation Prestige (Video Version 2)
04) Escaping Your Religion
05) You Don't Dedicate Yourself
06) Without Any Beers (Video Version 1)
07) I Swear
08) I'm Gay
09) Plantation Prestige (Video Version 1)
10) I'm Gay (Official Slide-Show)

Music & lyrics written by Bradley Voorhees.

All music & lyrics performed by Bradley Voorhees.

Except "Salvation," vocals by Bradley Voorhees & JoEy.

All stems/tracks recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees at Ed Harbst Studios (Formerly: "A Stem From Basement Productions").

Escaping Your Religion
Intro:
Escaping Your Religion

Link:
Yeah right, like the US will ever give up any freedom of religion Ŗ oh wait, they technically already did. Itís after all one nation under God, and not Buda right

Verse 1:
Religion was made before evolution took off
I think weíve been busy looking at this gay thing all wrong
Were Busy seeking Loopholes in translations that donít hold up
And were smiling and nodding to those whoíve damned us all along

Chorus:
Maybe we shouldnít be married after all
Maybe marriage should be simply outlawed
Maybe religion you can finally it give up
And still have your god

Link:
Yeah right, like the US will ever give up any freedom of religion Ŗ oh wait, they technically already did. Itís after all one nation under God, and not Buda right?

Verse 2:
Religion was thought up by people who always fought
It was selfish not sacred designed to Kill people off
And then altered to explain the behaviors of the people in the past and it was bought
How else can you explain why so many are murdered for something they are

Chorus:
Maybe we shouldnít be married after all
Maybe marriage should be simply outlawed
Maybe religion you can finally it give up
And still have your god

Bridge:
Look how big outer space is, we all know somethiní is out there and thatís the reason that we live
It doesnít take a book of hate-based rules written by the sinners of our planet to believe that somethingís out there
God is for the individual. Not a whole society. This is called a cult

Chorus:
Maybe we shouldnít be married after all
Maybe marriage should be simply outlawed
Maybe religion you can finally it give up
And still have your god

Chorus:
Maybe we shouldnít be married after all
Maybe marriage should be simply outlawed
Maybe religion you can finally it give up
And still have your god

Lets be Honest
Verse 1:
Why keep mugs when they always get broken
Why keep wet when you only get frozen
Why keep having sex when you lack ejaculations
Why get out of bed when you lack enthusiasm

Chorus:
Well, did I start out on the wrong foot this morniní
Or am I actually really onto somethiní
Is this the way of human nature at its brightest
To strive to carry on when he doesnít wanna live lets be honest

Verse 2:
Why suck dick when he only tries to hurt you
Why drink milk when you really want apple juice
Why even brush your teeth when theyíll only get dirty
Why comb out your hair when it only gets messy

Chorus:
Well, did I start out on the wrong foot this morniní
Or am I actually really onto somethiní
Is this the way of human nature at its brightest
To strive to carry on when he doesnít wanna live lets be honest

Verse 3:
Why build laws off a phony constitution
Why not start over Ďstead writing dumb amendments
Unlock all the chains of our stupid obligations
They were made my men who were nothiní but monsters

Chorus:
Well, did I start out on the wrong foot this morniní
Or am I actually really onto somethiní
Is this the way of human nature at its brightest
To strive to carry on when he doesnít wanna live lets be honest

Verse 4:
Why be gay when society just hates you
Why be gay when your parents will disown you
Why be gay when itís called abomination
Why be gay and live unequal in this nation

Chorus:
Well, did I start out on the wrong foot this morniní
Or am I actually really onto somethiní
Is this the way of human nature at its brightest
To strive to carry on when he doesnít wanna live lets be honest

Salvation
Intro:
B: Bradley Voorhees...
J: And Joey.
B: Oh youíre actually gonna do a song with me for once?
J: Hell yeah beotch.
B: Alright. This is an old song. We got some new dirt on the track.
J: Itís my turn.
B: Aíight.
J: Peace out yo.

Verse 1:
I wish there was a man out there worth waiting for
I wish there was a man out there wanting more
Than hookup whores
One who always opens doors
One who isnít always horned
One who longs to love you more

Chorus:
What was that salvation
Did you see it salvation
Canít you feel this salvation
All around you

Verse 2:
I wish there was a man out there that loved me the same
And all that I put out it would always come right back to me
Doesnít have to be to bright
so long as dude treats me right
And who doesnít stray from nice
One who aint about to take a flight

Chorus:
What was that salvation
Did you see it salvation
Canít you feel this salvation
All around you
What was that salvation
Did you see it salvation
Can you feel this salvation
In and all around you

Bridge:
B: And then along came joe
J: Yes Brad I am here
B: And well you know how the story goes
J: Iíve come to save you from the whores
B: Hes come and taken me from the dark place
J: Where Iíll take you there are no horns

Chorus:
What was that salvation
Did you see it salvation
Can you feel this salvation
All around you
What was that salvation
Did you see it salvation
Can you feel this salvation
In and all around you

Without Any Beers
Verse 1:
Its happening whether you like it or not
No use fighting it itís coming again it happens a lot
Lost and in silence reflect on your life it doesnít stop
If you can predict it itís a pattern and itís a problem

Hook:
No where to run and no where to go

Chorus:
Iíve tried this for all of these years
Iíve tried that through so many tears
Iíve stood by in spite of all my fears
And did all of that without any beers

Verse 2:
Inevitable existence so long as it continues on
In partial to the fact that I felt love and love robbed me back
Night and shining armors they donít exist yes they are all false
Take it from me Iím living proof itís all a faux

Hook:
No where to run and no where to go

Chorus:
Iíve tried this for all of these years
Iíve tried that through so many tears
Iíve stood by in spite of all my fears
And did all of that without any beers

Bridge:
Now where has it gone
My will my strength my all

Chorus:
Iíve tried this for all of these years
Iíve tried that through so many tears
Iíve stood by in spite of all my fears
And did all of that without any beers

I'm Gay
Verse 1:
Times stay changing every single day
Youíll find this proof in books of history
A critical juncture soon comes our way
Itís taking so long to make that particular change
And itís kind of stressful just imagining
the total amount issues that we each and all face
We each have to learn from ancestral mistakes
Rebuild and reclaim our sacred place

Chorus:
Weíre gay
Now let us live that way
Thereíll come a day
Where thatís what weíll say
Weíre gay
Donít hate
Sing it with me
Iím gay
Now let me live that way
Oh thereíll come a day
Where thatís what Iíll say
Iím gay
Not straight
Donít hate
Iím gay

Verse 2:
I canít imagine this being my fate
But it seems as though justice aint coming at this rate
Or maybe itís just held up and is running late
Or maybe what the straight people preach isnít really hate
Maybe itís not okay for two men to date
Yeah and maybe abortion is okay so long as youíre not gay
Oh men werenít supposed to suck off their fine-ass Mates
Then itíd seem as though cock was only created as bate

Chorus:
Weíre gay
Now let us live that way
Thereíll come a day
Where thatís what weíll say
Weíre gay
Donít hate
Sing it with me
Iím gay
Now let me live that way
Oh thereíll come a day
Where thatís what Iíll say
Iím gay
Not straight
Donít hate
Iím gay

Bridge
I hope the end of verse two
has the same effect
As I wanted it to
If my calculations are correct
it sounds as dumb as you
the president should be gay
Maybe then you too
Will start worshiping gays
Well maybe not that extreme
but you get what Iím saying
You know what I mean
And Iím not playing
Its like so many people say
ďHey what about me?Ē
Well I say FUCK YOU ALL
This is my god-damned day

Chorus:
Weíre gay
Now let us live that way
Thereíll come a day
Where thatís what weíll say
Weíre gay
Donít hate
Sing it with me
Iím gay
Now let me live that way
Oh thereíll come a day
Where thatís what Iíll say
Iím gay
Not straight
Donít hate
Iím gay

Regular
Verse 1:
Weíre living proof that we gays are just the same as you straights
We cook and clean and we take care of our families
We take the kids to school and go to work next to the straight guy
We make love too the same as a straight well not quite

Hook:
Cause weíre all the same as you are
We all have issues too
Why donít we live in the same world
woe the same world

Chorus:
Cause weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
regular
regular
Yes we are regular woe

Verse 2:
Weíre living here under the same sun you are
We look and smell just the same as our neighbors oh
We live in strides of hope and pride just like the next guy
We hurt the same we play the same game and yes we even cry

Hook:
Cause weíre all the same as you are
We all have issues too
Why donít we live in the same world
woe the same world

Chorus:
Cause weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
regular

Bridge:
Regular
Regular
Regular
Regular

Chorus:
weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
Regular
weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
regular
weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
regular

Weíre regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
Regular
Regular

I Swear
Intro:
Iím an independent singer songwriter without a record label, and I donít want one

Verse 1:
I swear
I donít need anyone
I donít need anything
Iím busy having fun
And I always get my way
And Iíll rub it in your face
Each day and every day
And for eternity
Iím all Iím cracked up to be
Youíll have to wait and see
Thereís just no stopping me
Donít mind my self-centered glee
I stand so damn proudly
all the fags will take the lead
Leave you fuckers in the dust
So face reality

Hook:
Youíll all wake up
some day
And meet your peers
for the first time in this way

Chorus:
Cause Iím gay
And I swear
I fuck the same
As I lay
With my lover Joey
Itís not too late
For you to throw my wedding
And keep your dignity
How can you live with yourself
Each night when you sleep
When youíve deprived me
Of the same human rights as everybody

Verse 2:
I swear
I donít like anyone
I hate just everything
Iím busy fuckiní off
And I battle with my weight
It changes day to day
Each day a different weight
Just like a straight lady
But you donít treat me the same
Iím all but no strings free
Iím branded for being me
This faggot canít be tamed
That fact youíll have to face
all the fags will place the blame
Right on you straight daddies
The days Iím numbering

Hook:
Youíll all wake up
some day
And meet your peers
for the first time in this way

Chorus:
Cause Iím gay
And I swear
I fuck the same
As I lay
With my lover Joey
Itís not too late
For you to throw my wedding
And keep your dignity
How can you live with yourself
Each night when you sleep
When youíve deprived me
Of the same human rights as everybody

Bridge:
I have a dream
One day soon
we will live in a land where
Men will walk hand in hand
Girls will walk with their girlfriends
Guys will kiss in public
And never get the double take look again

Chorus:
Cause Iím gay
And I swear
I fuck the same
As I lay
With my lover Joey
Itís not too late
For you to throw my wedding
And keep your dignity
How can you live with yourself
Each night when you sleep
When youíve deprived me
Of the same human rights as everybody

Plantation Prestige (Edited)
Verse 1:
They chained you up and fed you chow
They raped your girls quietly not loud
They showed you off they were so proud
And when you ran slow theyíd put you down

Hook:
Plantation prestige my workers are better
Plantation prestige my workers are stronger
Plantation Prestige my workers have good behavior
Plantation prestige yeah yeah my workers work longer

Chorus:
How come some People wanna forget
what those smug, redheaded fucks did?
Our history is what it is;
Straight and white, fat pieces of shit
But itís the world that we live in
And it seems history's repeatiní
Do y'all people know what Iím sayin?
Weíre still livin' in an-uncivil nation

Verse 2:
They let you breed to steel your child
Then sold your kids, each for some dollars
And if you tried to read and write theyíd drag you out
into the field and whip you down

Hook:
Plantation prestige my workers are better
Plantation prestige my workers are stronger
Plantation Prestige my workers have good behavior
Plantation prestige yeah yeah my workers work longer

Chorus:
How come some People wanna forget
what those smug, redheaded fucks did?
Our history is what it is;
Straight and white, fat pieces of shit
But itís the world that we live in
And it seems history's repeatiní
Do y'all people know what Iím sayin?
Weíre still livin' in an-uncivil nation

Bridge:
And itís not like Iím a slave
The 2 donít even compare
But itís on again
They're always taking
something
from someone
Theyíre up to no good again

Chorus:
How come some People wanna forget
what those smug, redheaded fucks did?
Our history is what it is;
Straight and white, fat pieces of shit
But itís the world that we live in
And it seems history's repeatiní
Do y'all people know what Iím sayin?
Weíre still livin' in an-uncivil nation

You Don't Dedicate Yourself
Verse 1:
You donít dedicate yourself
Even a little to me
You donít dedicate yourself
At all to anybody
You donít dedicate yourself
You try hard not to succeed
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause youíre just not happy

Hook:
bout anything you do
Bout everything you are
Bout how long its taken you
Only to get this far

Chorus:
You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have to
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have to
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

Verse 2:
You donít dedicate yourself
In life particularly
You donít dedicate yourself
Itís almost as if youíve stopped caring
You donít dedicate yourself
In anything that you speak
You donít dedicate yourself
Not even your money

Hook:
bout anything you do
Bout everything you are
Bout how long its taken you
Only to get this far

Chorus:
You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

Bridge:
Find yourself a passion or 2
You donít dedicate yourself
And itís not just hurting you

Chorus:
You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

You donít dedicate yourself
And you donít want to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít like to
You donít dedicate yourself
Cause you donít have
You donít dedicate yourself
you donít have to if you donít want to

©2005-2018 Bradley Voorhees
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