01) 2 Hot Boys Means Love
02) Johnny Boy
(Video Version 1)
03) Funny Faces
04) Wanna See My Mother Cry
05) By the End of This Song You'll See
(Video Version 2)
06) My Boyfriend
07) Uniquely Typical
08) Johnny Boy
(Video Version 2)
09) Way Back When (Video Version 2)
10) By the End of This Song You'll See (Video Version 1)
11) Your Opinion Doesn't Count
12) Way Back When
(Video Version 1)

All tracks written and performed by Bradley Voorhees All tracks recorded, mixed, and mastered, by Bradley Voorhees at Ed Harbst Studios.

Johnny Boy
Intro:
Okay I've got one for you
It's tragic it really is
It's amazing that people can do that
But it's so
So amazing and wonderful
To have them
Iíd like to tell you now about
Johnny Boy

Verse 1:
There was a boy and his
sexy name was Johnny
And Johhny was a boy that
everybody was in love with
With his hot body face,
and whit he was amazing
So itís no surprise that he
was adored by all of the sexes
And although he didnít have a
way with words, I think itís
how he said them Johnnyíd
never say anything too upsetting

Chorus:
Until he told someone no when
they told him bout their feelings
He was only one boy
Johnny couldnít make everybody happy
Oh Johnny Johnny please give me a shot
Youíre the only opportunity that Iíve got
Youíre the only boy that I want
Oh Johnny Boy

You broke my fucking heart
You fine-ass bastard
I love you, you dick head
Ut-oh

Verse 2:
He was the kind of guy who didnít
even have to try to look good
It came natural to him itís like God
sent him as a gift to everyone
Johnnyís so hansom heís on
everybodyís MySpace & FaceBook
And in every single locker in every
school around the world with his good looks
But donít let the looks draw you in
And whatever you do
donít get attached to Johnny
Heíll rip your fucking heart right out your chest
but not cause heís mean, heís just wanted

Chorus:
Until he told someone no when
they told him bout their feelings
He was only one boy
Johnny couldnít make everybody happy
Oh Johnny Johnny please give me a shot
Youíre the only opportunity that Iíve got
Youíre the only boy that I want
Oh Johnny Boy

Your Opinion Doesn't Count
Intro:
Wait a minute
You actually believe it
You believe that what you say
Has an affect on me
Hahaha, do you believe this?

Verse 1:
This songs for the people whoíve
got something bad to say
Before you begin opening
your negative mouth at me
Youíve first got to ask yourself,
what do Bradley really think?
You just might realize that
youíd be wasting your day

Chorus:
Your opinion Doesnít Count

Verse 2:
Your thoughts on my being
are not up for debate
Comparing yourself to the way I amís
only going to make you feel ashamed
Itís like your mama used to tell you
all the time, at least once a day
Keep your stupid trap shut unless
youíve got something nice to say

Chorus:
Your opinion Doesnít Count

Bridge:
You preach wrong
You look stupid
Your opinion does not count
Youíre just foolish

Chorus:
Your opinion Doesnít Count

My Boyfriend
Verse 1:
I gotta get up and start my day again
Same ol thing it is everyday my friends
Wait here for a minute
while I get my coffee and cigarettes
And Iíll tell you all about it
It goes fight fight
bicker and fight with my boyfriend
Who I feel holds way too much spite
For his boyfriend, which is me friends
Silly sounding aint it?
But thereís no mistake
when I say that I love him
My boyfriend

Chorus:
He drives me crazy
He drives me fucking crazy
Crazy

Verse 2:
I get home from school
And whatís this I see
So much pot it looks like a tree
Oh wait trees I get it now trees
And then we fight fight fight
scream and yell and fight
I ainít puttiní up with this shit tonight
You can kiss my ass
I have a bitch for a wife
Youíre no longer my type
get the fuck out my site

Chorus:
He drives me crazy
He drives me fucking crazy
Crazy

Verse 3:
If thereís one thing Iíve learned
itís let the small things go
Otherwise Iíll end up alone
Remind myself that heís not only human
Heís a man
Not excluded from ragginí
Oh meet my boyfriend
My boyfriend

Chorus:
He drives me crazy
He drives me fucking crazy
Crazy

Wanna See My Mother Cry
Verse 1:
Momma
why did you throw it all away
and choose to end your life
In such a terrible way
and I can't live my life with out you
I just die inside a little more each day
with out you
and help was only a call away
I don't know why you pulled
the trigger that day

Hook 1:
Mamam
I can't live my life with out you
I just die inside with out you

Chorus 1:
And I still remember the call that night
I canít live my life without you
I just die inside without you

Link 1:
I sit here writing you this song
thinking about the memories
that have faded and gone
Goodbye momma I love you
and Iíll never ever forget you
Never forget

Verse 2:
You are the one who put the
sparkle in my mothers eyes
And for that Iíll forever keep
you in my heart and in my mind
And youíve done so much for
your family in tough times yeah
Itís like you and you alone are our
familyís angel sent from heaven above

Hook 2:
Daddy-o
I donít wanna see my mother cry no
(no I donít)
I donít wanna have to see my
auntís and uncles say goodbye
(no I donít x3)

Chorus 2:
And youíre like
our wisdom our savior our love
And youíre like
the glue that holds us all together
(yeah all of us)

Link 2:
I sit here knowing youíre not doing well
Just wanted to let you know that itís an
honor to have been named after you William
William

Uniquely Typical
Verse 1:
This is a story of my ex and I together
And how it was supposed to be he and i forever
This is the life we built with and for each other
Now itís bon voyage and good luck in all of your endeavors

Hook:
This is the story of my ExBoyfriend and I
and how Iíve lived the last 3 years of my life
This is the story of 2 guys together in both bad and good times
who happen to be living queer okay since you ask why
Iíll tell you that I donít mean queer in the gay way
Contrary to what it typically means
And no I donít speak my truth in this song and claim
That everyone feels the same

Chorus:
This is my mind
This is my live
This is my brain
These are my days
Of tumultuous pain
And therefore
You can never tell
How I feel on the inside
Or how heís drained me dry

Verse 2:
This is a story of my love for you
and how I just canít let ya go
And how you were once able to love me
and how it absolutely showed
This song is the aftermath of
another one of our episodes
But now youíve disappeared and leaves
everyone wondering Ďcause they all know

Hook:
This is the story of my ExBoyfriend and I
and how Iíve lived the last 3 years of my life
This is the story of 2 guys together in both bad and good times
who happen to be living queer okay since you ask why
Iíll tell you that I donít mean queer in the gay way
Contrary to what it typically means
And no I donít speak my truth in this song and claim
That everyone feels the same

Chorus:
This is my mind
This is my live
This is my brain
These are my days
Of tumultuous pain
And therefore
You can never tell
How I feel on the inside
Or how heís drained me dry

Bridge:
What did I say to you that turned
you into how you are with me
What did I say lemmy know so I
can take it back and we can be okay

Chorus:
This is my mind
This is my life
This is my brain
These are my days
Of tumultuous pain
And therefore
You can never tell
How I feel on the inside of me
Or how heís drained me dry

Funny Faces
Verse 1:
Feelings
Emotions
Constant string of nagging
Oh Anger and suspension
Badgering The victim so constantly
Remorsefulness
During everyday
Forgetfulness so horridly
Who bears whiteness to this catastrophe?

Chorus:
I make funny funny faces
to keep from going mad

Link:
1, 2 Freddyís coming for you
3, 4 ya better lock your door
5, 6 ya better pick up sticks
Erí something
7, 8 something
9, 10 never sleep again
But that has nothing to do
with this song right here oh

Verse 2:
Expressions
Depression
My barricade is breaking
Willful sharing is evaporating
My heart is now extinct
Un-delicious conversations
Undesirable melancholy
Is me and my household

Chorus:
I make funny funny faces
to keep from going mad

Bridge:
And yes I put this song out there
Yes I do itís true I swear
No one even gives a care
Thatís why Iím here I share
Look folks Bradleyís here
No heís not heís over there
Look people my daddyís here
What whoís Dad Naporshyaa where?
Iím right here! Dad whereís there
I didnít say there girl I said here
OMG daddy where??!
Okay fine Iíll come over there
Asnd this is how we live
in a household of confusion
This is how we live

Chorus:
I make funny funny faces
to keep from going mad

2 Hot Boys Means Love
Verse 1:
Iím contemplating while Iím in this mess
Why did you come along
what are you really doing here in my bed?
Do I let you stay or do I send you away
OMG fucking stress
If you hadnít showed an interest
I would have never said what I said

Chorus:
You are my all
You are my all
You are my love
You are my love
And I guess I am stuck
Cause 2 Hot Boys Means Love
And I guess Iím out of luck
Cause we two hot boys are in love
And I guess Iím still stuck
Cause two hot boys means love
And I guess Iím still out of luck
Cause you my love are my all

Verse 2:
Iím rearranging all the furniture
While you my love are
kissing and tugging on my shirt
I know what he wants from me
and trust that it isnít words
cause inside our room
I give him exactly what he deserves

Chorus:
I am your all
I am your all
I am your love
I am your love
And I guess you are stuck
Cause 2 Hot Boys Means Love
And I guess youíre out of luck
Cause we two hot boys are in love
And I guess youíre still stuck
Cause two hot boys means love
And I guess youíre still out of luck
Cause baby boy Iím your all

By the End of This Song You'll See
Intro:
Oh When I say Iíve tried everything
Yo I mean everything

Verse 1:
Iíve sat and Iíve thought twittled my thumbs
boy Iíve thought all of this stuff to keep gone
The attitude of my moody ungrateful bitch!
Iíve thrown more compliments than insults
Iíve ingested his cock now that thereís a thought
And man Iím so tired of being so damn lost!
You can sugarcoat all your words and thought out lines
but no matter how it comes out it sounds like lies
and always come back to bite you in the ass
Take a tainted page out the book from me
Iíve dated more losers than most admit willingly
and thatís so sad it makes me gag chronically
by the end of the song youíll see

Hook:
Iíll take you back now yall
Throw it out yall

Chorus:
Youíve got give it all youíve got
Yeah make him fall in love
Yeah give him what he wants
Then tell him to get lost
Youíve got to make him feel the burn
That comes along with all the hurt
Youíve got to take all that youíve learned
Let him know that itís his turn

Verse 2:
Iíve tried to ponder the thought of gettingí
the fuck up out of dodge
But too many strings ie too many blocks
Have always put that trip to a shocking stop
I guess in life itís youíve got what youíve got
Anything else in life you can kiss orevua
You meet a bitch like Iíve got put your shit on lock
Donít take for granted love
cause one day youíll get dropped
You can serenade youíre boyfriend all you want
You can try to make fizzle out of his knob
In the end it goes soft and then youíre left to sob
And feel so ugly fucked over and conned
Yes all it takes is a loser like Iíve got
In your life to make you realize what you want
Is to feel loved, sexy, and the ability to turn on

Hook:
Iíll take you back now yall
Throw it out yall

Chorus:
Youíve got give it all youíve got
Yeah make him fall in love
Yeah give him what he wants
Then tell him to get lost
Youíve got to make him feel the burn
That comes along with all the hurt
Youíve got to take all that youíve learned
Let him know that itís his turn

Way Back When
Verse 1:
I keep holding on tight
Hoping one day youíll
love me again
Like how you used to
Back when you smiled
Back when we kissed

Hook:
Back before our relationship
turned into what it is now

Chorus:
How can you even say that you still love me
When touching me doesnít seem to be a need
You never look into my eyes like youíre happy
My heart breaks every single time you up and leave
If you still love me like you did itís not showing
If I am wrong can you prove you can
give me what IĎve been missing?
Cause right now as it stands,
with the way I been feeling
I think the best with youís happened already
Way back when

Verse 2:
I anticipate so many fights
Yearning for the day the arguing ends
Back when we used to be bffs
Ideal boyfriends

Hook:
Back before our relationship
turned into what it is now

Chorus:
How can you even say that you still love me
When touching me doesnít seem to be a need
You never look into my eyes like youíre happy
My heart breaks every single time you up and leave
If you still love me like you did itís not showing
If I am wrong can you prove you can
give me what IĎve been missing?
Cause right now as it stands,
with the way I been feeling
I think the best with youís happened already
Way back when

Tell Me What You Know
Intro:
Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know

Verse 1:
What kinda clothes do he wear
What fucking color is his hair
What type a people do he hang with
I wanna know whoís proudly prancing
around town with my ex boyfriend
What kinda car do he drive
Where the fuck he go to school
What type a mascara do he use
I wanna know who the owner
of my exboyfriends heart

Chorus:
Tell me what you know
I promise I wont do a thing
Tell me what you know
And I promise you Iíll behave
Tell me what you know
How come I canít seem to escape?
Tell me what you know
I think the rumors are fake

Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know
Tell me what you know

Verse 2:
What type a guy heís hangin with
Is he masculine or feminine
Can he pull off the look with lipstick
I wanna know what the 2 of you
have in common
Does the new guy have any kids
What kinda weed he be smokiní
It donít matter to me cause
no weeds the good shit

Chorus:
Tell me what you know
I promise I wont do a thing
Tell me what you know
And I promise you Iíll behave
Tell me what you know
How come I canít seem to escape?
Tell me what you know
I think the rumors are fake

Live
Chorus:
Live live live live
Tryiní to find a life
Oh oh oh
Live live live live
Find a way to live
Oh oh oh

Verse 1:
Be a pale be my friend
And just know that Iíll be here for you
Live your life to the fullest
And just know that Iíll be your friend
Oh oh oh
Live a little Love a lot
You know you want to want to
But you donít know how to how to
Donít you want to ou-ou-up
Live your life oh oh oh
You know youíve got a friend
when you need one

Chorus:
Live live live live
Tryiní to find a life
Oh oh oh
Live live live live
Find a way to live
Oh oh oh

Verse 2:
Iím here for you until the end
I just know that youíre here for me
Weíll live our lives happily married
I just know that youíll be my friend
Oh oh oh
Be with me forever
Lets make love oh oh oh
I know I have a friend when I need one
Eh live

Bridge:
Youíre lookiní for a life
Where to belong
You gotta look harder
Oh oh oh

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